I feel safer already.

While researching carry-on regulations for an upcoming plane trip, I learned that:

  • I cannot carry on my billy club, stun gun, throwing stars or brass knuckles. I can, however, check them in my luggage.
  • Unfortunately, hand grenades are right out.
  • Scissors are fine, so long as they are under 4 inches in length and have blunt tips, but I’ll have to check my cattle prod and spear guns.
  • Tear gas is also right out.
  • The government is kind enough to allow “toy Transformer robots,” eyelash curlers and walking canes, but snow globes? I’ll have to check those.

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