It’s true. In this era of Myspace and Livejournal, it seems I know people I’ve never met, I’m caught up with people I haven’t talked to in years, and I somehow remain at the fore-front of all gossip without ever actually speaking to anyone about anything (few things are more telling than that “Status:” bar on a Myspace profile. Has somebody inexplicably changed theirs from “Married” to “Single” overnight? There’s a whole story in that, there really is).
How does this work exactly? I’m not sure. But it’s fascinating.
And, of course, this means that you know too much about me.