Stitch ‘N’ Bitch: The Frat Boy Edition

My brother has taken up knitting. Several girls and the mothers of his frat buddies think this is adorable; some of his frat buddies have asked him for lessons. My friend Sarah thinks it very progressive of him to throw off the stereotype of knitting as a predominently feminine endeavor, and to knit proudly, secure in his own manhood and the knowledge that he has broken right through the gender barrier.

As for me, the sight of my brother, cross-legged in an armchair, watching back-to-back episodes of Rome while knitting a full length, Husky-colored scarf struck me as hilarious. We passed an afternoon like that: my brother, knitting; I, with my notebook in my lap, doodling as I watched TV; my dad, in his impressive black leather armchair, making a comment every ten minutes or so about my brother’s new (cheap, Ross is quick to point out) hobby.

Of course, I’ll give you some context. My brother, Ross, is well over six-feet tall. He’s blonde, and dashingly handsome–twinkling blue eyes, strong jaw-line, straight white teeth, the works. He’s athletic, but also he’s artistic, and he learns quickly, so if he put his mind to knitting, well, he’ll make a damn good knitter, just like he paints great murals and plays a mean sax and draws these incredible colored pencil drawings. Basically, he puts the rest of us to shame.

So I put my order in right away for a scarf in Gryffindor colors (and I got one! It’s lovely), on the condition that he do mine last, so it’s the best. Not that I’m competitve. Really.

He swore that knitting was a way to make heartfelt Christmas gifts on a budget, and that he’d drop it as soon as the holiday passed, but now he’s trying to get my friend Sarah, champion knitter that she is, to teach him how to make a hat, but when her involvement in our little Stitch ‘N’ Bitch (they could stitch, and I could do the bitching) fell through, Ross figured he’d teach me how to knit instead.

And so we passed an afternoon like this: watching back-to-back episodes of Arrested Developement while Ross knitted a lovely cream-colored scarf and I tried my hand at a navy blue mess. Ah, quality time.

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2 thoughts on “Stitch ‘N’ Bitch: The Frat Boy Edition

  1. Pingback: On my newfound love of knitting « the little bird

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